Who the fuck stole my seaweed?

Early in the fucking morning i discovered somebody ate my seaweed and the best part is, threw the empty package right at my rubbish bin. Whoever who did that FUCK U. You lowly creature who is so fucking poor that you can't afford your own pack of seaweed, u better don't let me find out who the fuck u r otherwise I let u die a horrible death.
Adding to my angry, jeff has got a date with his boss for dinner and movie tonight and I'm not allowed to go watch movie with them. Jeff, use your fucking brains and think, who is the one who ALWAYS get you in to super fucking exclusive VIP movie previews? Its ME you fucking dick head!
No wonder, don't want to watch superman with me, you pig! To hell with superman!

Insanity is healthy

Wriston, me, jeff, rina and friends when Zouk on monday night [cos its a public holiday on tuesday mah] and boy it has been such a long long time since i last went clubbing! Wriston and I practically went nutz and started drinking n drinking....while rina and gang went to the nearby kopitiam to drink beer before meeting us. Zouk have changed alot i must say. Crowd getting younger or [we getting older liao?!?!!?!] Anyways it was great fun.... we had to send wrissy hm afterwards cos he got so drunk that he couldn't walk and the security guard had to msg rina to go 'claim' wrissy at the enterance. hahahahahhahaa wrissy can't even recognise his hse, jeff n i had to ask him for his I/C to drive him hm. hahhahahahhaah oei wrissy u ok or not how come never call me????